Where are you?
In a non slutty way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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