I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Four minutes until I can fart!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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