I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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