David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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