Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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