If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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