I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Buhtt sex?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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