ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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