Im at strip club and am horny
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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