After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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