My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well most of my day revolves around power hour
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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