Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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