Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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