Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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