But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they need to just BURY HIM!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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