But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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