Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
