if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
