Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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