# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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