i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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