Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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