I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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