Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
