are you still at the devil's house?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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