is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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