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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i already hear my dad disowning me

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(248): View more from Michigan

Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.

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(650): View more from California

I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka

(816): View more from Missouri

You're so demanding.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"

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(212): View more from New York

Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!

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