420 ftw
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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