i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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