The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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