Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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