3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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