Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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