yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
All I want is dick and wine.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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