discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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