and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
