so that wasnt chicken after all
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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