he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
