You just made me feel so damn special
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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