Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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