we have officially lost it.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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