How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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