YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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