She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Even my vagina gasped.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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