I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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