I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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