she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
This is the high leading the old right now
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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