just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
this boner is exhausting
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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