I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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