I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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