he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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