You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
