So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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