I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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