So drunk its hurt
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
